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Post by scarecrow on Nov 5, 2009 17:30:20 GMT -6
"No, I am not going to stick ANYTHING up my nose, in my ears, or down my throat!"
Don't ask.
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Post by magandjaina on Nov 5, 2009 17:49:29 GMT -6
"Did I tickle your pickle?"
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Post by Aaron "Red" Newberg on Nov 5, 2009 18:18:00 GMT -6
"You sick, sad, pathetic monkey-hybrid."
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Post by throbac on Nov 6, 2009 0:42:13 GMT -6
"If I don't find jackdaws in there, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
A friend of mine borrowed a book named Jackdaws from me and it seems to've disappeared.
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Post by Aaron "Red" Newberg on Nov 7, 2009 7:10:21 GMT -6
"The hell did you wake me up for? My dog was humping my leg last night, do you THINK I want to be woken up?"
When my friend who stayed over for the night tried to put something down my underwear, and I didn't discover it after I finished my little rant.
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Post by maul on Nov 8, 2009 15:25:20 GMT -6
"Wow. I can taste chicken through these fries."
It was weird.
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Post by g on Nov 8, 2009 21:41:56 GMT -6
'YES! It's chewy savory breaded tentacule LOVE!!!'
My aunt brought over calimari from 'My Big Fat Greek Restaurant' today... I wuv it so...
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Post by xyzasorzasa on Nov 8, 2009 22:23:55 GMT -6
"You're just jealous that YOU can't role-play a gay space marine!!!"
Don't ask
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Post by exile on Nov 9, 2009 2:24:06 GMT -6
Knowing my friends, its hard to choose. But possibly
You're right. He can't be the living incarnation of /b. He's not fat
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Sky Masterson
Neutral
The Desperado
It is always good men who do the most harm in the world.
Posts: 92
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Post by Sky Masterson on Nov 10, 2009 18:38:37 GMT -6
So I like Clint Eastwood *points to sig* and well, here you go...
Me: If I had the chance, I would had like to marry Clint Eastwood. He was a pretty good looking man back in the day. Friend: Yeah, but you'd be about 75 now, right? Me: *sigh* Yeah... Friend: Hmm. Mallory Eastwood. It has a nice wealthy ring to it. Me: Sure does. *pause* Somebody needs to invent time machine.
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Post by batman on Nov 10, 2009 20:55:40 GMT -6
"It's like metaphorical ice cream."
Me when I was describing that please = ice cream. Therefore metaphorical ice cream.
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Post by darthrevan on Nov 13, 2009 5:22:59 GMT -6
Me talking to my girlfriend
"No way you get no beef" "I want the beef" My girlfriend "I dont even get the beef" "how do you know" "I can see the beef, touch the beef, but never own it" "who owns it?" "On a good day, samuel l jackson" "Is that it?" "Yeh way"
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Peter Parker
Hero
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
With Great Power, there must also come Great Responsibility.
Posts: 417
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Post by Peter Parker on Nov 13, 2009 14:52:50 GMT -6
"I COMMAND YOU TO DIE!"
I was listening to Code Geass while playing Fallout 3 and the frigging Super Mutants were ticking me off!
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Post by maul on Nov 13, 2009 15:24:13 GMT -6
(( HAHAHHAA!! EPIC!))
I was web-camming with a friend a few minutes ago and my wooden sword fell on my head, (A pretty convincing one)
And-
"OH GOD!! THE TIP HIT MY HEAD!!!"
HAHAA! xD My friend was unsure how to react. xD
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Post by darthrevan on Nov 14, 2009 18:07:11 GMT -6
It was that Girl with the Owl Face Wasnt It?
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