Post by Deadpool on Jul 29, 2009 21:07:13 GMT -6
1. Welcome to Earth (Deadpool robs a bank and has to deal with Bumblebee. Bumblebee attempts to form a friendship with him, but Deadpool flees instead, assuming that the robot intends to molest him.)
2. Lost and Deserted (Deadpool attempts to hijack Revan's warship. He confronts Revan and Eko aboard and has words with them. He is thrown into the cold vacuum of space, but successfully teleports back into the atmosphere and survives.)
3. Those Turian Bastards (Deadpool is still trying to hijack a ship. He decides to take one from a military landing site. The same ship that Commander Sheppard, Rorschach, Legend, and Nite Owl have boarded. He is arrested after a fight, but resurfaces attempting to escape from prison. He gets in another fight with them, but is bought off and escapes with them. He agrees to help them with their mission. After spending the night with them in a hotel, they set off to protect a Senator Mars.)
4. A Ticking Time Bomb (While doing a small time smuggling job in the Darak courts, Deadpool discovers that the crate he's delivering is actually a nuclear bomb. Jaina Solo arrives to help him out as Red X watches him from the shadows. Commander Sheppard and Garrus also appear to try and help. With Jaina's help, Deadpool disarms the bomb. However, Deadpool decides to take the bomb for himself in order to seek revenge against the man who'd had it made. Naturally, a fight ensues between him and the others. Red X soon joins the fight to help out Deadpool and they team-up to battle Sheppard, Garrus, and Jaina. Deadpool is able to teleport the nuke away.)
4. Crash Landing (Having hijacked a TIE fighter, Deadpool returns to Earth in order to seek his revenge. Not knowing how to land, Deadpool crashes the ship in Times Square, causing a lot of collateral damage)
5. Crazy Town (In need of money, Deadpool goes to the Joker's hideout in search of a job.)
6. Sinners and Saints (Whilst on a misson to destroy a HYDRA base in New York, Deadpool accidently ends up at a completely different base in the foreign country of Madripoor. There, he reunites with his old friend, Bob: Agent of HYDRA, and even stumbles upon Taskmaster leading a rebellion against the HYDRA base. Deadpool ends up dragged into joining a squad of mercenaries with the mission of ending HYDRA's control of Madripoor. With Taskmaster, Bob, Gentlemen Ghost, and Cad Bane preforming the rest of the plan, the rag-tag team of criminals set their plan into action)
7. Chance Encounters (A group of muggers are brutally slaughtered by the mysterious young girl, Lucy. Captain America tries to apprehend her and is soon joined by young rookie hero, Aaron "Red" Newberg, and the Man of Tomorrow himself, Superman, in the attempt to bring her to justice. Deadpool stumbles across the sight and heroically chooses to side with the psychotic teenage girl. He attacks Superman and manages to keep him at bay with only a handful of conventional weapons. Captain America and Superman choose to let Lucy go and Deadpool emerges victorious from a fight against Superman.)
8. Unending Web (As he roamed the streets of New York, Deadpool stumbled upon a fight between Venom and Spider-Man. With Catwoman and Gentleman Ghost joining in on the mess, Deadpool is soon to be dragged into the battle.
9. The Mutant and the Motormouth (Deadpool has been stalking the city in search of Wolverine. He soon tracks him down and attempts to recruit the mutant in his mission of murdering a political leader, having heard in the news that Wolverine was responsible for Gerald Ford's murder. The news was, of course, untrue and Logan is angered by Deadpool insistence and refusal to believe in his innocence. A bloody fight between the two soon ensues.)
ALTERNATE DIMENSION ZOMBIE DEADPOOL'S TIMELINE
1. Apocalypse from the Sky (Whilst travelling through dimensions, an alternate reality Deadpool arrives in a city that's being overwhelmed by zombies. He tries to take one for a pet, but ends up being infected with the zombie virus. Zombie Deadpool is then decapitated by Alex Mercer and his head is found by Eko.)
2. Lost and Deserted (Deadpool attempts to hijack Revan's warship. He confronts Revan and Eko aboard and has words with them. He is thrown into the cold vacuum of space, but successfully teleports back into the atmosphere and survives.)
3. Those Turian Bastards (Deadpool is still trying to hijack a ship. He decides to take one from a military landing site. The same ship that Commander Sheppard, Rorschach, Legend, and Nite Owl have boarded. He is arrested after a fight, but resurfaces attempting to escape from prison. He gets in another fight with them, but is bought off and escapes with them. He agrees to help them with their mission. After spending the night with them in a hotel, they set off to protect a Senator Mars.)
4. A Ticking Time Bomb (While doing a small time smuggling job in the Darak courts, Deadpool discovers that the crate he's delivering is actually a nuclear bomb. Jaina Solo arrives to help him out as Red X watches him from the shadows. Commander Sheppard and Garrus also appear to try and help. With Jaina's help, Deadpool disarms the bomb. However, Deadpool decides to take the bomb for himself in order to seek revenge against the man who'd had it made. Naturally, a fight ensues between him and the others. Red X soon joins the fight to help out Deadpool and they team-up to battle Sheppard, Garrus, and Jaina. Deadpool is able to teleport the nuke away.)
4. Crash Landing (Having hijacked a TIE fighter, Deadpool returns to Earth in order to seek his revenge. Not knowing how to land, Deadpool crashes the ship in Times Square, causing a lot of collateral damage)
5. Crazy Town (In need of money, Deadpool goes to the Joker's hideout in search of a job.)
6. Sinners and Saints (Whilst on a misson to destroy a HYDRA base in New York, Deadpool accidently ends up at a completely different base in the foreign country of Madripoor. There, he reunites with his old friend, Bob: Agent of HYDRA, and even stumbles upon Taskmaster leading a rebellion against the HYDRA base. Deadpool ends up dragged into joining a squad of mercenaries with the mission of ending HYDRA's control of Madripoor. With Taskmaster, Bob, Gentlemen Ghost, and Cad Bane preforming the rest of the plan, the rag-tag team of criminals set their plan into action)
7. Chance Encounters (A group of muggers are brutally slaughtered by the mysterious young girl, Lucy. Captain America tries to apprehend her and is soon joined by young rookie hero, Aaron "Red" Newberg, and the Man of Tomorrow himself, Superman, in the attempt to bring her to justice. Deadpool stumbles across the sight and heroically chooses to side with the psychotic teenage girl. He attacks Superman and manages to keep him at bay with only a handful of conventional weapons. Captain America and Superman choose to let Lucy go and Deadpool emerges victorious from a fight against Superman.)
8. Unending Web (As he roamed the streets of New York, Deadpool stumbled upon a fight between Venom and Spider-Man. With Catwoman and Gentleman Ghost joining in on the mess, Deadpool is soon to be dragged into the battle.
9. The Mutant and the Motormouth (Deadpool has been stalking the city in search of Wolverine. He soon tracks him down and attempts to recruit the mutant in his mission of murdering a political leader, having heard in the news that Wolverine was responsible for Gerald Ford's murder. The news was, of course, untrue and Logan is angered by Deadpool insistence and refusal to believe in his innocence. A bloody fight between the two soon ensues.)
ALTERNATE DIMENSION ZOMBIE DEADPOOL'S TIMELINE
1. Apocalypse from the Sky (Whilst travelling through dimensions, an alternate reality Deadpool arrives in a city that's being overwhelmed by zombies. He tries to take one for a pet, but ends up being infected with the zombie virus. Zombie Deadpool is then decapitated by Alex Mercer and his head is found by Eko.)
